In order to harmonize with the upcoming cohesion event, please include a [IRBSUX] tag at the front of your MSN nick to express your love for the branch.

Please kindly reflect on how much the branch has done for you instead of how much you have contributed or sacrificed for her, although you might not have gotten anything from her yet.

Let us wait excitedly for the day to come, for the opening speech that might overwhelm your emotion torment over the past months or even a year of your stay there.

Nevertheless, we shall put our hands together on that day with roars and cheers, for the recent beneficial meeting which none of the employees are able to attend to voice out disheartenments.

Lastly, we hope you are able to enjoy your day regardless of the presence of morons and callous creatures.