[Saturday, 13 May, 2006] In evening, when I was taking the lift down to set off to Vivi’s house, an auntie from 8th or 12th storey boarded the lift. I was quite embarrassed to occupy half the small lift with my bicycle and we exchanged smiles. Suddenly, she started asking, “You’re the whose son right?” …
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There goes February – I dream
Finally, February is over and it is definitely a good sign. The main issue I hate about February is that it has only twenty-eight days. Having a girlfriend for each day of the month, I have to dump three of them after January. Here comes March, with thirty-one days again, and also back to thirty-one …
On the move
One Kailun is equivalent to hundred cute boys. Girls don’t want cute boys, they want mature guys. I try to grow up, analyzing words from others and doing self-reflection. I’m sensitive, but girls prefer guys who can sweet-talk. I brush up my language, try to impress upon them; they push me away, for they say …
Ultimate lover
I used to be a flirt, dating many girls at the same period of time, which people usually describe as timer. Fiona Xie was one of my earliest girlfriends and I really loved her for her great figure. She had all that a perfect girl should have, and extra meat to train up fingers. Next …
Japan's version of 3 little pigs
Once upon a time, there are 3 little pigs. One built a house with some dry wheats; one built with broken tree branches; one built with concrete. One day the wolf comes. Which pig dies first? Answer: 3rd pig. Reason: Earthquake! Skai Chan @ http://sillydumb.com